Bacon

Disambiguation: BACON may refer to the facebook page where Portland Burners sell, trade, seek services, post event listings, and basically try to live in a material world.

All True Humans Love Bacon. Portland Burners have been known to serve it candied, slow roasted on ribs, wrapped around chicken, cheese, and peppers, in cookies, on salads, and with YOUR MOM.

What to do with Bacon
Eat it. Lube your bike chain with it. Make art from it. Cure your hangover with it.

What not to do with Bacon
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